His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
My pussy is not your playground.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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