And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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