dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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