Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
All the doctor said was why
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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