season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
try to milk me bitch
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