Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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