It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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