She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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