Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
