My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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