I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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