isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Randomize
