Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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