wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
