Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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