How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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