Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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