My friends, they love my intelligence
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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