HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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