she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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