Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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