Sry I called you an 8
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Randomize
