Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
