she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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