he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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