well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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