i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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