Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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