is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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