so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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