I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
