i just google imaged poop.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I would ride that face into the sunset
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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