dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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