I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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