I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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