Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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