I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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