Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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