: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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