i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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