I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I pour the whiskey from now on
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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