i barfeds in our rink
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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