whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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