STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
