I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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