i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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