I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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