And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i already hear my dad disowning me
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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