Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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