I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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